Okay, well, week one, had some good primetime games, but the rest of the slate was kind of, meh? Especially for fantasy purposes as a lot of the big guns looked to be firing blanks. But not to worry, folks, it is just week one, so tuck those Jump to Conclusions Mats back into your crawl spaces (not a metaphor), cause it's time for the DILFFFL Week Two Power Rankings, sponsored by Surge!
12) The pot roasters- (0-1)(PR:12)- Not much done in week one to warrant moving out of this position and this week they get the highest scoring team from week one. Maybe Jon should just find something else to do this Sunday. Antiquing, maybe a nice little farmer's market, leaf peeping...anything but paying attention to fantasy football.
11) Peter's Team- (0-1) (PR:11)- Pretty much similar to our friend above, though this team is actually close in early week two projections. That being said, they are still starting defensive players who don't appear to actually play.
10) That's What Rashee Said (0-1)(PR:8)- We didn't especially like the defending champs in week one and they unfortunately proved us right, Only three starters touched double digits in week one, so maybe four players get there this week? Look it's only one week, lot of ball game left.
9) The Buckle-Ups (1-0)(PR:10)- No need to buckle up just yet as just a modest move after barely beating the team with one of the other lowest point totals in week one.
8) Titillating Tortas (0-1)(PR:7)- Oh look, it's the aforementioned team with one of the lowest point totals in week one. Now a lot of that has to do with Xavier Worthy leaving after like one play, so don't think this team isn't ready to turn it around in week two.
7) Bonnie Blue 42 (0-1)(PR:4)- Bonnie Blue, certainly did blew, er blow, in week one, and not in a good way.
6) Kiss my buttass (1-0)(PR:9)- Better lucky than good, maybe, in week one, considering literally every team in the league would have won against their week one opponent. But I'm sure they will have to step it up in week two. They can't face the lowest scoring the team in the league every week, right?! Just look, this week they have (checks notes)...the second lowest scoring team in the league.
5) Laughing Kookaburra (0-1)(PR:5)- While this team did lose in week one, it was by a pretty slim margin and they did manage to be 5th in points scored. Now the question is will someone else step up or will they need Josh Allen to carry them every week? Well, maybe not if they manage their roster better? Leaving a 23 point receiver on one's bench is never great. I'm sure the manager will Emeka better decisions this week!
4) Your Step Dad (1-0)(PR:6)- A solid week one win and that was with Ja'Marr Chase being very underwhelming. Well, they hope to Ja'Marr their opponent this week and have them Chase-ing points.
3) Kyle's Team (1-0)(PR:3)- Yes, they had the benefit of playing the second lowest scoring team in the league, but they also dominated the matchup and they only had two non-defensive entities on their roster that didn't hit double digits. Watch your backs at the top, objects in your rearview mirror, may be closer than they appear.
2) Team Deloria (1-0)(PR:1)- Well, that was a short-lived stint at the top.
Look, these DILFFFL Power Rankings Brought to you by Surge! are a living breathing thing and are constantly evolving. Simply eking out wins, with a middling score, just ain't' gonna get you the top spot.
1) CMC Ya Later (1-0)(PR:2)-
Alright, there you have it! Good luck to everyone but Kyle!
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