WEEK TWO POWER RANKINGS BROUGHT TO YOU BY SURGE

Welcome to week two's Power Rankings Brought to you by Surge!

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The first week is in the books and we didn't have any real surprises as far as who beat whom, but Bobsicles. stunned the world with the 2nd highest score of week one. Unfortunately it was maybe wasted because it was put up against the highest scoring team in week one, The Salem Salad Tossers.

What will Bobsicles. big day do to the Power Rankings Brought to You by Surge? Well, let's find out...

12) Purple Helmet (1-0, 139.6 pts)- Well the Power Rankings Brought to You by Surge account for many factors so despite an opening week win and being 5th in the league in points, they just don't like Jonny. On the bright side, there's only one way for him to go, right?

11) Peter's Team (0-1, 114.1 pts)- Seriously, someone tell Pete to put down his unicorn pipe and let him know he is still in this league?

10) Carnal Fruitarians (0-1, 103.14 pts)- You think Dave is concerned? Pfft!

9) Coop Her Kupp (0-1, 126.2 pts)- Hey Jude, I have nothing for youuuu.

8) Team Deloria (1-0, 115.98 pts)- Despite the weak one start (see what I did there) Deloria is actually poised for a strong week two. Can he pull off the upset of Chitto?

7) Jonnu What I Mean? (1-0, 138.8 pts)- 7th last week, 7th this week, just standing pat with the highest projected week two score.

6) bfranchitto's Team (1-0, 145.64 pts)- Chitto won the first Chitto Bowl of the year but failed to meet projections and projected to score even less this week even if he does adjust for injuries.

5) Marvelous Muzzys (1-0, 145.4 pts)- A-MUZZ-ing start to the season and Kareem Hunt got Muzz of to a good start this week, but he has a tough matchup this week, against Kyle's Team. 

I am just assuming the name Muzzy was picked as an homage to Emil Muzz from the cinematic classic Dragnet with Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks.

4) Bobsicles. (0-1, 169.5 pts)- The Power Rankings Brought to You by Surge seem to think week one was no fluke for Bobsicles. They'll have their hands full in week two as they head into this season's Chitto Bowl II.

3) Shirley Stranglers (0-1, 127.46 pts)- Nate is hanging around the top three, injuries could see him falling down the Power Rankings Brought to You by Surge.

2) Kyle's Team (1-0, 132.92 pts)- The defending champ adds another win to the streak, but Marvelous Muzzy is looking to end the streak this week.

1) Salem Salad Tossers (1-0, 174.58)- Should be no surprise that Steve keeps the top spot after posting the most points in week one. It's brother vs. brother in week two, as this year's DeCorpo Bowl I takes place. Can Dave pull off the early season upset?