WEEK THREE POWER RANKINGS: BROUGHT TO YOU BY DAVE'S EGO

Another week in the books and we saw Dave come firing at the league with a vengeance.

Meanwhile poor Steve once again lined up against the highest scoring team that wasn't his. What will this do to the ol' rankings? Only one way to find out...

12) Coop Her Kupp (0-2, 250.42 PF)- Sorry Jude, someone has to be the bottom and you're in that chair when the music stopped this week.

11) Purple Helmet (1-1, 261.46 PF)- Hey moving on up, from 12 to 11, after a loss, that ain't bad, right? At this pace you'll be #1 by the playoffs!

10) Team Deloria (0-2, 244.48 PF)- No more Saquon? 

But seriously don't let this injury fool you, we all saw the numbers The Saquon Kid put up in the opener, Deloria's team was going nowhere anyways, now he just has an excuse.

9) Peter's Team (1-1, 241.78 PF)- Pete has the best team that has not been touched since the season started.

8) Carnal Fruitarians (1-1, 289.24 PF)- Pause for Dave to bitch about the rankings and then offer up his fantasy football resume. He won this league a couple times and has the two best tacklers, blah, blah, blah. It's not that the PRs don't trust you Dave, but let's see a couple more weeks of production. 

7) Marvelous Muzzy's (2-0, 285.78 PF)- It's nothing against this team and what they have done thus far, but Run CMC is out, he can't Mostert up any points from Raheem, and his QBs are inconcsistent as heck, so, here we are,

6) Kyle's Team (1-1, 221.32 PF)- Sorry, you don't top 90 points in a week, ya gonna fall a bit in the Rankings of Power.

5) Shirley Stranglers (0-2, 277.94 PF)- 0-2 and taking on Dave this week? The PRs still think Nate's team will turn things around, so let's not call this week's game a must-win for Nate-o, but 0-3 is not a great place to be.

4) Charknado (2-0, 294.54 PF)- The most consistent team thus far, I think the undefeated season comes to an end this week, though. Although it plays Steve teams so that should mean 170+ points are coming, right?

3) bfranchitto's Team (2-0, 316.22 PF)- Still the cleverest team name in the league, I think. Anyways, Brando's team is looking good moving up 3 spots from last week and now eyeing that top spot. But the path to 3-0 is not easy, because week three draws...

2) Bobsicles. (1-1, 323.08 PF)- The surprise team of the early season, can Bobsicles. hand Brando his first loss of the season?

1) Salem Salad Tossers (1-1, 325.50)- Sure, Steve lost in week two, but he was against the top scoring team in the league and does still have the most points scored. A loss this week could really shake things up though. Watch out Steve, objects in your rearview may be closer than they appear!