D.I.L.F.F.F.L. : THE YUGO WEEK THREE POWER RANKINGS: DECORP-OH-NO

Good day, league! We now have two weeks of football in the books and well,

Well, that's a bit harsh, but let's check the numbers and see...

The higher team in the Power Rankings won 4 out of 6 matchups and one of those losses was the number eight team to the number nine team.
After eight teams beat their projected scores in week one we had nine teams accomplish that in week two.
Deloria rolled in with the highest score of week two a week after posting the second highest score in week one.
Big Larry had the worst score of the week, failing to hit triple digits to the left of the decimal point.
The average winning score in week two was 154.1 and the average score overall was 141.8.
Dave had the highest losing score of week two, with Brandon close behind.
Dave and Brandon join Kyle as the remaining winless teams
While Nate, Deloria and Ryan stand as the remaining unbeaten.
So does that mean there's a new team atop the Yugo Power Rankings!

1) Shirley TBD (2-0)- Despite his week two score being more than 25% lower than his week one score he still moves on up to the top of the Yugo Power Rankings. Enjoy it while you can, Natelynn!

2) Kupp the Bilals (1-1)- Escaped being 0-2 by the skin of my teeth and, mostly thanks to Nate, have had the most points scored against me...by over 50 more points than the next highest in that category. But, ya know, honestly, making a decision on how to use Aaron Rodgers going forward has been my main source of stress...

It's fine, really.

3) Team Deloria (2-0)- Despite being 2-0 and being one of the top two scoring teams each of the first two weeks, the projections are not super in love with Deloria. Maybe they just aren't buying Michael Thomas catching almost 200 balls this year? Or maybe they don't see how adorable he is?

Gourd-geous!

4) Team Kindred (2-0)- Ryan won the big clash with Steve in week two, but had both Nate and Deloria leap frog him in the Yugo Power Rankings?

Ryan, buddy, we understand and respect your feelings, but things happen. Luckily another opportunity to prove yourself quickly arises as you play Deloria in the Foothills Tractor & Equipment Game of the Week, this week!

We know at least one team is not going to 3-0

5) Salem Salad Tossers (1-1)- A week two loss to Ryan coupled with a middle of the pack week three projection? Is Steve-O poised for a fall?

6) Bay State Brandinos (0-2)- There are five teams in the league with more than 300 points through two weeks...

Shirley TBD- 370.2 (2-0)
Team Deloria- 346.4 (2-0)
Team Kindred- 315.7 (2-0)
Kupp the Bilals- 309.7 (1-1)
Bay State Brandinos- 300.8 (0-2)

That's right, kids, poor Brandon is the highest scoring loser in the league right now and if you include last season Brando has now lost nine of his last eleven matchups. Yikes. Won't get much easier this week either as he faces...

7) Carnal Fruitarians (0-2)- David is off to a DeCorp-0-2 start as well and he was the highest scoring loser in week two. Have we awakened the beast?

At least one team won't be 0-3 at the end of this week.

Okay, onto the Nice Guys Finish Last portion of the rankings...

8) Londonderry Lumberjacks (1-1)- As much as the Yugo Power Rankings don't like the Jackers of Lumber, Matty Nice has a decent shot going to 2-1 this week, in theory. Matt plays the 0-2 Scorgasms (more like BORE-gasms, am I right?) but he's only favored by 4.3, so this could be anyone's game...sorry Matt!

9) Hudson Deplorables (1-1)- You know, I don't really know what to say about Larry's team. Week one was solid and week two was more like weak two. So what should we expect in week three?

10) The Pot Roasters (1-1)- Much like Larry, Provost's first two weeks have kind of been night and day. He draws the highest scoring team in the league this week, though, so...