Let's break things down as we hit the back nine...er, six.
- While the divisions are randomly selected and just for scheduling purposes, I think it's fun to note that the top three teams, or the scream of the crop, are owl in the same division.
- Will and Nate will meet once more and this week is the first of tomb meetings between Dave and Will, witch could, could, put Nate in the driver's seat for the #1 seed. We're still a ways off from worrying about that though.
- Oh wait, let's not forget Pete, who joins the Big Three from Division 3 in the 5-2 club. Nate grave Pete's his first loss since week two.
- This week Pete faces Ryan 'King Dread" Kindred, hoot has joined the "tough break" club as he now has the honor of having the most points scored against him on the season thanks in large part to the last four weeks...
- Over the past four weeks, Ry Guy (not to be confused with Hall of Famer Ray Guy) has had opposing scores of 172.5, 174, 163 and 174.3.
- As we close in on teams thinking about magic numbers we are also getting close to crunch time for the bottom half of the league.
- Even at 1-6, Larry is not close to being out of the playoff "witch" hunt. Larry is boo, er, two games out of the last playoff spot with six games to go.
- Looking at Larry's last six games, he only faces one team with a winning record, witch may give him an ex-skull-ent shot at sneaking into the playoffs.
- De-gory-a looks to have the toughest finish of the bottom six, facing teams with a winning record in four of the last six games, including a three game stretch against Division 3 in weeks 10-12.
- Here are the records and winning percentages the bottom six will be facing.
Deloria- 22-20 (Four opponents with winning records)
Kyle- 21-21 (Three opponents with winning records
Brandon- 19-23 (Three opponents with winning records)
Ryan- 19-23 (Two opponents with winning records)
Jon- 19-23 (Three opponents with winning records)
Larry- 18-24 (One opponent with winning record)
Alright, without further ado, let's get to the rankings...
1) Shirley TBD (5-2)- Most points in the league headed into week 8, and of the top three teams he has the easiest remaining schedule. That #1 seed is in Nate's sights, but Nate is gonna just play it...
2) Kupp the Bilals (5-2)- Currently in the two spot but not confident that this team stays there. But I am as calm as can be..
3) Carnal Fruitarians (5-2)- A slow start to the season, Davey D is on fire and is gonna be a tough our, until my Patrick Maholmes voodoo doll arrives in the mail.
4) Salem Salad Tossers (4-3)- Steve's team just hasn't been clutch thus far, but he believes in his team and knows he will be right in the thick of things when it comes to crunch time.
As long as he doesn't have to face...
5) Dirty Tube Socks (5-2)- We have constantly discussed Pete having had some good luck thus far, but while the record may be a bit lucky, the PRs still think this squad is a contender. And you know what, Pete, maybe your 5-2 record is a tad lucky, but hey is that your fault?
The next three squads are dangerous squads at times, but we don't really know what to make of them...
6) team kindred (2-5)
7) Londonderry Lumberjacks (4-3)
8) Team Deloria (3-4)
Some weeks they can be good, others, not so much.
Now onto the basement.
Well, this ain't the Alamo, nor will any of these teams be nearly as memorable...
9) Multiple Scorgasms (2-5)
10) Bay State Brandinos (3-4)
11) Hudson Deplorables (1-6)
12) the pot roasters (3-4)
But hey, I broke down their rest of season schedule and as we have seen in this league, make the playoffs and you have yourself a good chance.
Alright...






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